Shortly after the first commercial flights began appearing around the world, an international pharmaceutical company named “The Umbrella Corporation” successfully accomplished the first commercial landing on the moon.
The craft landed on the dark side, and returned much faster than anticipated due to “technical issues”.
Recently, Umbrella has just announced a breakthrough in hard science technology, and stock prices are skyrocketing over rumors of newly discovered advances in multiple fields of science, specifically in FTL warp engineering and quantum data manipulations.
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